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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}

{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}

{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}

{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?","punchline":"Shakespeare.","id":211}

{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

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