{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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Dactylorhiza viridis, the frog orchid, is a species of flowering plant in the orchid family Orchidaceae. It has also been treated as the only species Coeloglossum viride of the monotypic genus Coeloglossum.
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The Brimstone Wedding is a 1996 mystery novel by British writer Ruth Rendell, written under the name Barbara Vine.
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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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