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Gavilanes is a municipality located in the province of Ávila, Castile and León, Spain. According to the 2004 census (INE), the municipality has a population of 693 inhabitants.
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Kunwara Baap is a 1974 Hindi film produced by Amarlal Chabria. Based on Charlie Chaplin's The Kid (1921) it is a film with a serious message about polio vaccination. Mehmood directed the film and stars in a main role along with Bharathi, Vinod Mehra, Tamil actress Manorama and Mehmood's son Macky Ali in other lead roles.
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