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Reinaldo José Ottolina Pinto was a Venezuelan producer and entertainer. Born in Valencia, Carabobo, he performed professionally under the name Renny Ottolina.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?","punchline":"To prevent bat breath!","id":354}
{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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