{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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John Charles Hockenberry is an American journalist and author. He has reported from all over the world, on a wide variety of stories in several mediums for more than three decades. He has written dozens of magazine and newspaper articles, a play, and two books, including the bestselling memoir Moving Violations: War Zones, Wheelchairs, and Declarations of Independence, which was a finalist for the National Book Critics Circle Award, and the novel A River Out Of Eden. He has written for The New York Times, The New Yorker, Wired, The Columbia Journalism Review, Metropolis, The Washington Post, and Harper's Magazine.
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The Urban Institute is a Washington, D.C.–based think tank that conducts economic and social policy research to \"open minds, shape decisions, and offer solutions\". The institute receives funding from government contracts, foundations, and private donors.
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Baishiqiaonan is an interchange station on Line 6 and Line 9 of the Beijing Subway. This station opened on December 30, 2012.
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